Wednesday, November 14, 2007

Business is...

Business is credit management. Capital? What is that? You become a successful businessman only if you learn all about rolling on other people's money and labour. Monkeys and donkeys will always be there. Have their keys and you are a winner.

Art of Bribing

Business is marketing, they say. And marketing is often art of bribing - art of bribing what, where, how and to whom. Most of the innnovations in business are also around them.

Tuesday, November 13, 2007

Desert or Dense Forest?

Want to be raped and killed at 22 or die virgin at 83?


Blindmen killed by rainbow.

It's a Crime

Happiness is a crime.

Sunday, November 4, 2007

From Horoscopes to Heroscopes

We all are born with horoscopes, they say. Then why don't trying to replace that one vowel with another to make them Heroscopes?

On Second Thoughts

Married life is a very low price we are paying to avoid the mental, physical and social consequences of having more than one mate.

Thursday, November 1, 2007

Punishment & Crime

Most of the time, crime precedes punishment. Naturally, the crime that follows will be unjust to the punishment. Another punishment follows. And the seesaw just can't stop.