Wednesday, November 14, 2007

Business is...

Business is credit management. Capital? What is that? You become a successful businessman only if you learn all about rolling on other people's money and labour. Monkeys and donkeys will always be there. Have their keys and you are a winner.

Art of Bribing

Business is marketing, they say. And marketing is often art of bribing - art of bribing what, where, how and to whom. Most of the innnovations in business are also around them.

Tuesday, November 13, 2007

Desert or Dense Forest?

Want to be raped and killed at 22 or die virgin at 83?


Blindmen killed by rainbow.

It's a Crime

Happiness is a crime.

Sunday, November 4, 2007

From Horoscopes to Heroscopes

We all are born with horoscopes, they say. Then why don't trying to replace that one vowel with another to make them Heroscopes?

On Second Thoughts

Married life is a very low price we are paying to avoid the mental, physical and social consequences of having more than one mate.

Thursday, November 1, 2007

Punishment & Crime

Most of the time, crime precedes punishment. Naturally, the crime that follows will be unjust to the punishment. Another punishment follows. And the seesaw just can't stop.

Monday, October 22, 2007

Women are of Two Types

There are two types of women - Miss Mystery and Mrs. Mystery. A Mr. has no mystery about him and there is no why.


When you add commerce to promise, you get compromise.

Sunday, October 21, 2007

On Marriage

I never said men should not marry. They can marry anybody except female of the species.

Injustice Delayed!

If justice delayed is justice denied, injustice delayed must be justice allowed.

Sunday, September 30, 2007

Paranoiac Panoramic

Life is paranoiac panoramic paranoiac panoramic paranoiac panoramic paranoiac panoramic paranoiac panoramic paranoiac panoramic paranoiac panoramic...

Saturday, September 29, 2007

Opium of the People

Religion is the opium of the people, wrote Karl Marx. Poor guy, he couldn't forsee the impact of television. Yes, television is the opium of the people.

Thursday, September 27, 2007

Mad for Each Other

Made for each other? Yet to go miles before you weep. How about dropping that 'e for ego' for a try?

Sunday, September 16, 2007

Forgive Your Enemies. But...

"Forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them so much" wrote Oscar Wilde. "Forgive your enemies. But never forget their names" added Kennedy. In this electronic age, you can still forgive your enemies. But get updated on their usernames and never forget them.

Thursday, September 13, 2007

What a Joke!

Number of lonely people and the intensity of their loneliness are directly proportional to population density.

Sunday, September 9, 2007

My Details

Money is my religion. Selfishness my caste. What is love?

Saturday, September 8, 2007

Lonely Planet

It's better to be a lonely planet than to be one of the moons.

Thursday, September 6, 2007

A Woman's Heart

A woman' heart is a pond of lotuses.

(It's all mud at the bottom)

Wednesday, September 5, 2007


Words are tips of the iceberg of mind floating in the Atlantic ocean of sorrow.

Tuesday, September 4, 2007

Welding Anniversary

Men get encaged, and then marred to be the husbends of their bitter halves. Being so an year is your welding anniversary.

Monday, September 3, 2007


Mad people must be acting mad, like we acting normalcy.

Human Hearts

Human beings can be chicken-hearted, but never egg-hearted. You can break an egg only once!

Sunday, September 2, 2007

Familiarity Breeds

For some, familiarity breeds contempt and... children!

Carefully, again

Live carefully because everything is becoming everybody's memory.


Relationship between two human beings are never like a bridge. Distance between the ends of a bridge are always same, both ways.

Saturday, September 1, 2007

Man is Not an Island

"Man is not an island", wrote John Donne. Then what is man? I know - man is a granule of sand.

Friday, August 31, 2007

Jesus Jam

Man cannot live by bread alone.

Ram's Law No.2

For every proverb, there is an equal and opposite proverb.

Thursday, August 30, 2007

Ram's Law

Of the 100% information on anything that exist, 73% you get are twisted, 7% are false and 6% are useless. You don't get the remaining 14%.

Saturday, August 25, 2007


Live carefully. Beacause everything is becoming memory.

Friday, August 24, 2007

Life is...

Life is what happens to us while we are busy consuming some brands.

Thursday, August 23, 2007

Oh! Early Worm

Early bird catches the worm.

Oh! Early worm, I am sorry for you.

When You are Doing Something

When you are doing something, you are not doing all the other things.

Useless Details

"God is in Details", wrote Ludwig Mies van der Rohe. So where is Devil? Lemme tell you? Devil is in Useless Details.